Royal Cuteness

Oh look...it must be a princess...but which one? What a lovely tiara...

Oh my! Look at that ring...could it possibly be?!

It's Princess Cutie!

Both of my little girls enjoyed some of the royal wedding festivities. Cutie sat with me in the living room {not at 4 AM when it actually took place} glued to the tv. She even went to get her tiara. Wild Child said they watched it at school. When I asked her if she saw the kisses, she blushed. So sweet. A real life Disney movie...

I hope Kate is more careful with her ring. Dr. Hubby had to dig that one out of the drain already! lol

Bieber Birthday Fever!

On Friday night we celebrated Wild Child's 6th {OMG I can't believe she is that old} birthday! We ALL had BIEBER FEVER!

Every little girl wants a "kiss" from JB! We decorated a room at our local gym. There were LOTS of Justin Bieber posters and PURPLE! Did you know Justin Bieber's favorite color is NOT purple?! I know...I was shocked when I read this too. His FAVORITE color is blue. Purple is his SIGNATURE color.

Giant PURPLE gumballs!

Purple Jolly Joes!

We started the party with Rock Star tatoos and purple manicures.

Manga Dork and 3 of her friends were responsible for those...then I herded them to PIZZA!

My handsome Dr. Hubby impressed everyone with his balloon animal creations. He was a big hit! It really helped entertain the kids between party activities.

The first game we played was Pin The Tail On The Donkey. An awesome alternative would have been a Justin Bieber poster and red lipstick! Pin the Kiss On Bieber! We had several boys invited so I didn't think that would go over so well...lol.

Next we did a couple rounds of musical chairs to "Baby."

Since Justin's {yes, after this party I feel I have earned the right to just call him by his first name} CD is so HOT we played "Hot CD." The prizes I gave out for the games were purple grape scented bubbles, purple jump rope, purple bubble wand, purple sparkle shoe laces, and a purple handheld mini fan. All from the Dollar Tree except the bubble wand...all for $1 each!

A great group of kiddos. We had 12 kindergarteners, 3 preschoolers, and 4 teenagers! Wow!

There are no Justin Bieber cake kits available at this time. We had Walmart use purple, lavendar, and black icing with music notes. Ebay has lots of edible cake images for Justin Bieber parties. Just be sure to order early...shipping for overnight was gonna be $19!

After the kids were loaded with sugar from the cake and ice cream, we pulled up the pinata! This pinata is a pull-string! No wild and crazy kids swinging a stick! Only one string opens it! The kids take turns pulling one off. Fun!

We ended the party with present time! She was a very spoiled girl. Each kid took home their bag of candy, a sheet of Justin Bieber stickers, and a Justin Bieber coloring sheet.

Now I need to start planning a huge Sweet Sixteen for September!

Put The Lid On The Sandbox Or Lee DeWyze Will Poop In It!

Not this Lee DeWyze! Do you honestly think my sandbox is in jeopardy from the winner of this season's American Idol? But he is the namesake...

for my new furry love interest. I must admit something...{Dana please do not disown me}...I do not like cats. BUT this big ball of furry cuteness has stolen my heart. I even purchased him a blinged out collar.

His name has sparked many belly laughs and even a few laughing til you cried moments. Here are some of my faves....

Cutie said in her adorable little 4 year old voice, "Lee DeWyze bited me."

When we were still wondering if he was a Lee or a Leah I exclaimed, "Honey it IS Lee DeWyze! He has balls!"

"Lee DeWyze! Get out of my house!"

Me warning the children, "You better put the lid on the sandbox or Lee DeWyze will poop in it!"

Manga Dork said, "Lee DeWyze just attacked me and jumped on my head."

And being the wonderfully weird furbaby that he is...

"Lee DeWyze is on our roof again!" He loves to lay on the roof of our porch. If you ask Annie Louise she will deny any part in helping him discover this lounging place after chasing him into the tree.

So you see the benefits of winning Idol just keep on coming...new car...money...recording contract...fame...PET NAME! I think we should totally rename every animal on the farm a celeb name! Cause I so want to say...

"I just watched PARIS HILTON give birth in our barn!"

and for all the wonderfully obsessed Housewives fans...

"We just took Danielle Staub to the slaughter house." Oh that was mean...

Why Can't I Just Be Selfish And Self Absorbed?!

This little fellow is brand new...well he's a couple days old now. I just missed him popping out by a few seconds. I was in the top of the barn and coming down the stairs when he came out! {Yes, I was actually INSIDE our barn!} He still has his adorable wobbly new legs. Don't ya just want to hug him?!

Manga Dork recieved her awards for volleyball at a banquet last night.

Oh yeah...about the title of this post...

We are supposed to be going to WV to see a cousin go to the prom on Saturday. She is really excited.

The problem.

I CAN NOT go see her AND go see Dr. Carlisle Cullen from Twilight. It is a 5 hour drive to her home from the mall where Carlisle will be. Carlisle will appear from 12 to 5. She leaves at 4:30! Argh.

Don't worry...I have my priorities in place. Carlisle will just have to deal with not meeting me.

Surely this will effect my "Meeting Someone Famous" Mojo. I better go bake a cake....

The Jolie-Pitts will surely be moving into the empty house next door!

I {heart} Blonde Doctors

Ok don't hate me...but next Saturday I will be meeting a blonde doctor.

And he's not my husband.

Lil Sis you may want to sit down.

Seriously.

Peter Facinelli, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, from the Twilight Saga will be signing autographs and taking photos at my mall.

Thank goodness I did not use my 35 things list "Meet Someone Famous" mojo on Pete Rose, baseball legend, while I was in Vegas!

Crying For KFed?!

I've been in the house WAY too long. This snow is driving me nuts! I have been weepy all day. I noticed something was wrong when I started crying for KFed while watching Celebrity Fit Club. I just felt so bad for him. He is so defeated. That poor man!

See...I told you I needed to get OUT!

Hold Up...Wait A Minute...Jon's Not Gonna Be In It?!

TLC just announced that Jon and Kate + Eight will soon be Kate + Eight!

What was that Jon? You want to delay the divorce for 90 days? Oh come on...you'll find another job. Sure you have talent. Just look at what you have done with your time after splitting from Kate...you hung out with Lindsay Lohan's dad...you dated a reporter...you dated a friend of the family...and I can't remember that other one...I know what you can do! It's perfect and you will have a chance to show off your strengths...



TRASH COLLECTOR!

PS...Make sure you keep up your looks and don't let yourself go...have you seen Kevin Federline lately? Consider this a warning...

The Truth

My senior year of high school I DID get into a fight with one of my "friends." She had been giving me a hard time for several months and then one morning she "accidentally" elbowed me while passing through a door. I confronted her after that class...called her a b^$@& and gave her the finger. She followed me to my locker and hit me in the side of the head and then it was on...we fell in the floor and we were both in short skirts. The vice principal picked her up and took her to the office and left me behind. I followed them. The principal called my parents and my mom told her she was glad I had done it because she was bullying me for months and I needed to stand up for myself. We were suspended for 3 days. My mom took me shopping and I got my first car. I still have the piece of paper that was in my hand...her caked on gross makeup is all over it! LOL



I DID NOT get drunk on my 21st birthday. I have never been drunk. I did get caught drinking rum and Mountain Dew on a field trip once.



I DID purchase the Paris Hilton CD and I love it. I am not stupid enough to think she can sing very well...I know they did alot of work on it. The songs are fun and bubbly...Manga Dork and I love to sing Stars Are Blind in the car with the windows down! I also watched both seasons of Paris Hilton's BFF. I can't resist any cheesy reality show! I love the way she dresses...what girl doesn't love pink and rhinestones! However, I do not approve of alot of her behavior.



I DO sleep with a childhood blanket because I love the feel next to my face. I even pack it when we travel. My grandma made it for me and it has had to be repaired several times.



I DO love a good Pauly movie...Son In Law (my fave)...In the Army Now...Encino Man...Bio-Dome! I love them all. Am I missing any? He will be at the Comedy Cafe in Easton soon, but I don't think I will attempt going because I am sure his act is not "clean."

This was FUN! Thanks for playing. TGIF!

Let Out Your "Joe Wilson"...Ya Know You Want To!

Most of you have heard about US Rep. Joe Wilson R-SC and his "diarrhea of the mouth" during Pres. Obama's speech. Well, I thought I would give you a chance to go "Joe Wilson" on me. Below is a list of things about me...one is a lie...can you spot it?

*I was suspended during my senior year of high school for fighting.
*I got wasted drunk on my 21st birthday.
*I am a Paris Hilton fan...and even own her CD.
*I sleep with a blanket that I have had since childhood.
*I {heart} Pauly Shore movies.

I Admit I Am Sometimes A Little...

immature. I like to have fun and sometimes it is hard to hold back my inner "little kid." Yesterday my inner "7 year old" came out to play while I was reading my yahoo homepage.



My inner "7 year old" loves pull my finger jokes...



She likes funny faces too.

Yesterday while doing an interview Pres. Obama was asked "off the record" what he thought about the Kanye situation...Pres. Obama said Kanye was a jacka$$. An eavesdropper heard him and tweeted it. This caused a commotion...if ya want all the juicy details...google it. What did my inner "7 year old" think of this? Well she got a little philosophical and said...

"Takes one...to know one!"

Next up...Kanye West is offered a position on Obama's public relations committee...just wait...you heard it here first!

Jon Gosselin {hearts} Kanye West

For months Jon Gosselin has prayed for someone to come along and do something so revolting that it would take some of the attention from him...someone stupid enough to earn the title "Biggest Douchebag On The Planet." Last night Jon got his wish...



Enter Kanye West...



Last night at the VMAs while Taylor Swift (19) was accepting her Best Female Video award Kanye jumps onto stage...takes the microphone from her and says, "Hey Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time." Sweet Taylor looked humiliated and was escorted off stage and the show stumbled and began showing the next clip. The rest of the night the crowd BOOed Kanye and chanted "Taylor."



At the end of the show Beyonce won Best Video of the Year. Her inner beauty showed brightly when she thanked them for the award and said she remembered receiving her first VMA at 17...then invited Taylor to the stage to finish her thank yous. How nice...

Kanye...the sound you heard when Beyonce gracefully handed her microphone to Taylor... was the last nail going in your coffin...



BTW...I nearly soiled the couch watching the New Moon clip. I am ready for November 20th!

Happy Monday!