there was a very pretty princess. She lived with her parents Dr. King and Queen of the Crop. Her parents were very proud of her. She was a well behaved kid and always did well in school.
One day the princess brought home midterms that were not up to par. The Queen merely said, "Fix it before report cards. This is just laziness. See what you can do." The princess spent a few late nights doing homework. The Queen was pleased, but still a little concerned about the impending report card on April 9th.
The princess came home from school one day excited about an upcoming dance. The Queen said, "Wear your new shirt and jeans we just bought." The princess pitched a royal fit and started spurting words such as "can't" and "looks awful" and "don't like." The Queen was not amused. The Queen knew they had just splurged on new items before their journey to Vegas AND a future trip to the village of Easton was already planned.
The princess decided to ask her grandmother for assistance. Of course she said she would take her. The Queen said "no." Then Dr. King said he would do it and set forth plans to take her. The Queen had flashbacks to the ugly ear piercing that Dr. King had permitted. Then Dr. King and the princess let another "cat out of the bag."
Dr. King had taken the princess and let her lay in the bed of impending doom {tanning bed}. The Queen has always been adament about her dislike of the bed. She went to her own bed feeling stressed and betrayed.
How does the Queen regain her power? What's next for the princess...nipple piercing? Stay tuned...
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
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Yikes! Good luck to the Queen!
Oh dear. Kids are master manipulators and Dads always like to play hero. Try and keep it in perspective and good luck!
Dr King needs an ass whooping!
Good luck, can't wait to hear how this all turns out....
HA HA I'm with M-Cat!! Dr. King needs a good talking too - parents need to be united or kids will definately divide them.
Watch out the tattoo parlor could be next...Runnnnnnnn!
Good luck!
Queen needs to cast a spell on Dr. King.
Sorry dear queen. Don't behead the king. Sometimes kings are not so smart.
Oh no, not nipple piercing...is this a horror story?! I don't think I want to be in the Queens shoes!
Oh also we are driving to Vegas even as I post this. I will be thinking of u.
stage a coup - become an empress!!!
or be the evil queen and say, "off with their heads" LOL
I agree with Cynthia... Especially little girls that are wrapped around their daddy's fingers...
I agree with M-Cat too.. Please video the whooping so that we can call watch and cheer.
The Queen explains the concept of "divided we fall" or if that fails "If Moma (queen) ain't happy, ain't nobody happy :)---that includes kings and princesses!
What? the Dr.King let this happen...does it not cause skin cancer? Maybe the Dr. King skipped that page in the Med books?! ;)
I would be pissed! Wow...but then I totally snuck to the tanning bed before dances in HS with out either parent knowing...hehehe!
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