Once Upon A Time...

there was a very pretty princess. She lived with her parents Dr. King and Queen of the Crop. Her parents were very proud of her. She was a well behaved kid and always did well in school.

One day the princess brought home midterms that were not up to par. The Queen merely said, "Fix it before report cards. This is just laziness. See what you can do." The princess spent a few late nights doing homework. The Queen was pleased, but still a little concerned about the impending report card on April 9th.

The princess came home from school one day excited about an upcoming dance. The Queen said, "Wear your new shirt and jeans we just bought." The princess pitched a royal fit and started spurting words such as "can't" and "looks awful" and "don't like." The Queen was not amused. The Queen knew they had just splurged on new items before their journey to Vegas AND a future trip to the village of Easton was already planned.

The princess decided to ask her grandmother for assistance. Of course she said she would take her. The Queen said "no." Then Dr. King said he would do it and set forth plans to take her. The Queen had flashbacks to the ugly ear piercing that Dr. King had permitted. Then Dr. King and the princess let another "cat out of the bag."

Dr. King had taken the princess and let her lay in the bed of impending doom {tanning bed}. The Queen has always been adament about her dislike of the bed. She went to her own bed feeling stressed and betrayed.

How does the Queen regain her power? What's next for the princess...nipple piercing? Stay tuned...