This past Saturday I was shopping at Walmart in the fishing aisle. I only had Cutie Patootie with me in my buggy...Manga Dork and Wild Child were with MIL in the toy section. I thought I could get by with something since we were the only ones in the aisle. Well, I mistakenly made a small noise. I knew I was in trouble when Cutie turned to look at me...Cutie: MOMMY...YOU FART!
Scrappy: Shhhh!
Cutie: MOMMY...YOU FART OUT YOUR BUTT!
(Scrappy tries to hide behind the fishing poles)
I could have choked the cute little booger. She has the loudest voice and I know everyone heard in the neighboring aisles. I found out soon that I was not the only person being humiliated by their toddler. Later while I was washing my hands in the bathroom I over heard this conversation...
Toddler: Grandma you really peed alot.
Grandma: Yes...shhh!
Toddler: Grandma you are really old.
Grandma: Yeah...kinda.
Happy Tuesday!
9 comments:
The truth is spoken clearly by the young! LOL! I'm sorry you had to be embarrassed, but MAN that is funny stuff! LOL! Maybe it's time to get her the book, "Everybody Farts." It's in the kids section at Barnes and Noble!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! BUSTED Scrappy!
My kids started at a new daycare this week, and The Boy told me "Mommy, Miss Sherry looks like a grandma." She isn't, so I am HOPING he doesn't tell her that to her face!
I totally understand this all too well Scrappy. But if you don't get it out, then you are not a Happy Scrappy.
They do make kid muzzles you know.
LOL!!! OOPS!
Oh you gotta love the kiddos. But isn't it great we can get them back later. EVIL LAUGHING!
Hugs, Bobbi Jo
LOL!!!...too cute....my niece yelled out one day in Lowes that "mommy had diarear"....my sis was like no i did not...kids are so funny...
LOL. I can totally relate. If I had a dollar for every time my little ones busted me for farting in public I'd...well, I'd have at least enough for a Happy Meal.
Those are the greatest commics. You really find great ones and they just made the embarrassing story that much more fun.
I think it is our children's lot in life to keep us on our toes and humble. I am sure everyone around just laughed and lauged and was glad it wasn't their child - he he.
LOL! Tonight at Q's lacrosse game Mhasyn informed me in a LOUD voice, "Momma I need to POOP!" I said, "shhh" and he wanted to know, "Why do I have to be quiet?....I need to go POOP!" It was funny...or maybe not so much for me!
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