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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Bird Brains & Flying Spaghetti

Yesterday evening the 2 little ones decided to try out how far you can push me when I am dealing with PMS...

Cutie said, "Mom...come look at my bird." She brings over my small laundry basket from the sand box. Inside is a dead bird. I freak out when I look closer and see maggots moving all inside its little head where its brains should have been! Yep...I gagged and immediately threw the 2 of them in the tub! Aren't you glad I can't upload photos for this post...

After the tub I had their dinner waiting on the dining room table. They sat down and I went in to fix my plate. I heard giggling, but nothing that made my "mom radar" go off. When I went back to the dining room Cutie was standing in her chair covered with spaghetti from head to toe. It was also on the table, floor, chairs, wall, and on the carpet in the living room. Off to the tub we went again...

BTW...at 9:09 PM I was sitting in a corner twiddling my thumbs and rocking back in forth chanting "I want to go to the Hilton." LOL!

14 comments:

Cherie said...

Scrappy check out my new post today. It may be why you cannot upload photos! Hope it helps!!

rychelle said...

um....maybe i don't want kids after all.....

Dana and Daisy said...

she was reliving the maggot story and she was the star of the show!

bless your heart!

laterg8r said...

omg MAGGOTS!!!! I would have totally FREAKED! you are a better woman than I!

2 Little Irish Boys said...

One of those day, huh!! You will laugh one day!!

tammy said...

Oh.my.

I think I would've totally lost it whether I had PMS or not!

Jackie said...

I'm pretty sure there would have been tears and they would have been mine!

Taren said...

don't you just love PMS? i know i do!

OceanDreams said...

Oh gosh PMS sucks, hope you feel better. Yuck, that dead bird!

Hit 40 said...

My children never get it to just leave me the freak alone when I am tired. Please please just leave me alone...

go overdose on tv and nintendo.

M-Cat said...

Oh my - get you some chocolate and diet coke STAT!

A funny story. When my boys were younger, my oldest asked me what PMS stood for. Not wanting to go into a whole explanation in front of the other two younger ones, I told him I'd tell him later. He sat in the back seat of the car trying to figure it out. Out loud. He finally came up with Pissed at a Man Sometimes.

Yep, that's it.

And sorry for the looooong comment.
: )

Unknown Mami said...

I am really glad you are unable to provide a the bird. Yuck.

Lawanda said...

Ewwww! Poor mama!!!

Becky said...

I would have freaked with the dead bird and maggots!!

OMG!